Feb 23, 2015 14:24
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Spanish term

Linguistic punning joke needed!!

Spanish to English Social Sciences Idioms / Maxims / Sayings jokes!
Hello there lovely people.
Am translating a screenplay and there is a linguistic joke included, which I have been told I need to find something that works in English!
The original joke is:
Que dice un jaguar a otro cuando lo ve por la manana.
Jaguaruuuu?! (How are you)

The protagonist has just made reference to the fact that he was touring America and his level of English was fairly pitiful, so this was his response to one 'listillo'.

Are there any jokes you can think of that play on the way Spanish people speak English?!
I can only think that it could contain a juan/one kind of reference, but my mind is a blank!!

Any bright ideas? The jokes can be terrible, as long as they work!

Thanks peeps
x

Discussion

Carol Gullidge Feb 23, 2015:
some good staff there, Phil :)
philgoddard Feb 23, 2015:
So you need a pun involving a Spanish word or words that an English speaker will understand - is that right?
DLyons Feb 23, 2015:
For a "Que tal" response Q: What does one flying reptile say to another in the morning?

A: Que tal, coatl?
http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcóatl
Anna Moorby DipTrans (asker) Feb 23, 2015:
This is the whole scene in the film:
Algo más tarde. La actuación de Camarón ha terminado y vemos, además de otras mesas ocupadas en la venta, una en la que se han sentado Paco y sus tres amigos junto a Camarón. Llevan un rato hablando, riendo y disfrutando del güisqui, fumando como carreteros. Lo están pasando realmente bien.

PACO
… Y entonces, como no tenía ni pajolera idea de inglés, voy y le suelto: A ver, listo, ¿Qué le dice un jaguar a otro cuando se encuentran por la mañana…?

Paco fuma, bebe de su copa, pero no termina el chiste.


CAMARÓN
¿Y qué coño es lo que le dice?

Paco mira a Camarón y al resto de sus amigos, con suspense. Todos parecen interesados en la resolución del chiste.

PACO
Pues qué le va a decir: ¡Jaguaryúuuuuu…!

Todos en la mesa se ríen ostensiblemente.

Anna Moorby DipTrans (asker) Feb 23, 2015:
Hi there, it's an anecdote being told by a Spanish to his friends in Spanish. He is recounting his experiences in America, so supposedly it was told to an American. It doesn't make much sense really!
I was thinking about doing the first part in English and then the second part in Spanish to reverse it.... but can't think of anything that could be countered with "Como estas" o Que tal, etc..
philgoddard Feb 23, 2015:
Also, could we have the surrounding text, please? I don't fully understand the context of why he is telling this joke.
Lisa McCarthy Feb 23, 2015:
Hi Anna Who asked the question and to whom? The question was in Spanish and asked to another Spanish person? You need the question part of the joke to be in English and the response in Spanish?

Proposed translations

7 mins

Were you on a jag last night?

Well you did say terrible was OK.
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2 hrs

"tutuuuuuu"

Okay I read the discussion and the thing about jokes is that it is very difficult to translate because the meaning of it can change. If I were in the United States and someone asks me "What does a Jaguar say when he meets another of its kind in the morning?" Where will your mind go from there to the animal Jaguar or the Car Jaguar? I think in the states it will go to the Car, so what does they say to each other "Tutuuuuuu" The sound of their claxon. Its an idea to think about that's it.
Peer comment(s):

agree MollyRose : cute
7 days
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8 hrs

Joke

I'm not su re this will help, but here goes. By the way this is a true story, My friend went to Argentina. The conversation between her and her new friends went like this:

ARGENTINIAN: Como se llama?
MY FRIEND: Kay
ARGENTINIAN:Como se llama?
MY FRIEND: Kay
ARGENTINIAN:What name, you?
MY FRIEND: Kay
ARGENTINIAN: Ay Caramba!
Peer comment(s):

agree DLyons : Not sure it helps, but it's funny! "Where are you from? Surrey! I said, where are you from?
3 mins
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17 hrs

Javier Bardem?

Pub landlord: That Spanish actor was in here last night, he was drunk and disorderly.

Punter: Javier Bardem?

Pub landlord: No, but I gave him a stern warning.

(i. e. Have you barred him?)

Might work?
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Reference comments

13 mins
Reference:

Jungle Jokes

Hi Anna: Hope this link helps you find an idea for your translation:

http://www.themedattraction.com/jungle.htm
eski:))
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35 mins
Reference:

Ref Juan jokes

Note from asker:
Thanks everyone. I used a Juan joke in the end :)
Peer comments on this reference comment:

agree Elizabeth Slaney : "You're Juan in a million" would be a great punchline!
10 mins
agree Elizabeth Joy Pitt de Morales : Second Liz's suggestion: it's brilliant!
18 mins
agree Carol Gullidge : well found!
1 hr
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