If the author is indeed being sarcastic and he/she means "not being able to work at all", ie, unemployed, then maybe "sleep at home" is a good option that rhymes with the rest of the sentence. I can only guess and offer a suggestion, as you would know better if he/she is indeed being sarcastic and is referring to something like that or not, since you have the full context.

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Note added at 2 hrs (2020-08-18 14:11:54 GMT)
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So the English sentence would be something like: "working from home and sleeping at home". If you wouldn't translate "العمل عن بعد" as "working from home", but maybe something like "remote work", then maybe you can translate the target sentence into something like "zero work"; so the English sentence would be something like: "remote work and zero work".

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Note added at 2 hrs (2020-08-18 14:14:53 GMT)
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I'm trying, through my attempts, to convey the intended meaning into English, while also delivering the message of sarcasm that the author intends to deliver, to the reader.